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"Hey, you've reached Tim. I can't pick up right now, but leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can."

[Siiiiiiiigh]

Not as awkward as this is well maybe as awkward

[Wait, is he...]

Are you asking to touch my penis?

WHAT? NO I'M JUST EMBARRASSED MY NV GOT THAT VIRUS AND STARTED SENDING STUPID STUFF

Your NV is sending texts to people and making them think that you want to get with them! You better do something!

I dont know anything about computer stuff.

You could take it into a store or something?

Yeah, maybe. I'm getting sick of this.

I'm sorry. Some of them are kind of funny, though.

Yeah? What ones have you gotten?

Something about masturbation and snuggies? And some bath bubbles speaking in German.

What, link some kind of bubble person?

No, more like... someone was so high, they thought their bubbles were talking to them.

That's really stupid.

That's what happens when you do drugs. You do stupid things.

People do stupid things all on their own.

That's a given. Drugs just make it worse.

Right. Hey, what's your name, anyway?

Sorry! it's Tim. Nice to meet you.

I'm Roxas. Sorry for bugging you like this. Though I guess it was kind of funny.

No problem. I've been getting crazy stuff all day, it makes for a good laugh. You're friends with Joe, right?

Uh huh. We live together.

He's a really cool guy. I gave him a book for Christmas.

What kind of book?

It's called "The Bro Code". It's about how to act in the world with your friends. Kind of like a rule book.

There aren't rules for friendship.

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